I’ve been asked to describe Oklahoma. There are spiders that jump. Spiders as big as golf balls. Sometimes they find their way into the house, and I try not to die. It is cold. Then it is very hot. Then there is a tornado warning. Then you’re safe. All within 24 hours. People are oddly nice. It’s a small town, …
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